couch beer

The single beer everyone in the room drinks because everyone wants to drink a beer but noone wants a whole one, or it is in fact the last one. This beer is typically drank over the course of a couple of hours as it was rendered warm near instantaneously.

" I don't want a whole beer so we will make this the couch beer and pass it around."...or... " if that is the last beer make it the couch beer so that we can all have some!"

by Jon Z March 24, 2017

Root Beer

the only beer that people under 21 can have at a party

Me and the boys got drunk on root beer last night

by iTookAHarSHIT September 4, 2020

Beer whored

It is that act of after sex by a creature that urinates out of everywhere all over its found female in bed with rubber sheet that attracts the female to come back repeatedly

The man beer whored many women over the past week .

by The wandering eye February 5, 2010

Beer Up

(verb) : To, just before or upon entering a venue or party, place several (three or more) cans of beer into ones cargo pockets, hoodie pockets, jacket flaps, socks, shoes, or any other almost-concealed location on ones purpose, for the purpose of then drinking or distributing the several beers without having to return to a beering-up station.

Dodgers @ Oracle tonight? It's time to pre-game and Beer Up!

We look so out of place in this ritzy hotel elevator right now, all beered up and such. You've got four Mich's in your hunting jacket alone right now and two of them are open.

by Skeeterskoob707 August 16, 2022

beer lackey

When someone fetches you a nice cold brewski.

Aye bro get me a natty light.
Alright man I got you.
Ha, beer lackey.

by Gifmonsta12 April 7, 2015

shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.

by Eklavya May 25, 2021

Gamer Beer

A jug of fermented piss that sits under the desk. At one point, a gamer was either too lazy to go to the bathroom or didn't want to take a break and risk losing. In typical gamer fashion they are a slob and never bothered to get rid of it and so it has sat there brewing until a brave soul comes to dispose of it.

Derek needs to find a different hobby. He spends 12 hours a day playing video games and I found a few gamer beers brewing in his closet.

Some degenerate left a gamer beer at the Internet Cafe. If they ever find out who did it I hope they get banned and put on the blog of shame.

by Suckmytoes_77 December 9, 2025