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Happy Hollandaise

When you hire a midget prostitute, dress her up as a Christmas elf, and cum on her face.
"you need to try the Happy Hollandaise special next time we go out"
by Etultra November 17, 2025
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happy

a felling you get when you have somthing you want or somrthing othors do
" im so happy i got new bike today "
by maddie_cookie May 20, 2019
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happy

basiclly a lie because all people suffer from deppresions
happy=bullshit
by Gabrielisafaggotthatisdepprese January 26, 2018
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Happy ending

The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.
It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
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Happy New Year 2024

Happy New Year 2024
Its 2024 now. .

1 jan 2024

new year !
Person 1: Happy New Year 2024 !

Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year already
by confusingashell December 31, 2023
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happy

no ones gonna search this up because everyones emo
were all emo(happy)
by dont search up.. February 28, 2022
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happy wagon

I swear to Christ, if you don't bring back my headphones, I'll take you to the man who ownes the happy wagon!
by Orphan_kicKER December 14, 2019
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