Washington Apple Picker

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.

Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"

by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025

Apple Prayer

A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.

The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."

Damian gave an Apple Prayer before his exam.

by nolandc October 2, 2019

apple hugger

A person that is in love with apple products.

You are such a apple hugger . You are always putting down android phones.

by Greg Dilone Jr October 18, 2015

Apple

A fruit

She said take the worm out of the apple

by Apples for kids November 26, 2020

ranch apple

The act of dipping an apple in ranch dressing and swallowing it whole.

Did you hear how Tommy ate a ranch apple?

by Nickypaz May 26, 2018

Apple Pie Simulator

To tell a softy to leave a game, Most of the time a bloody pvp game

softy: This game has to much blood
Normal person:ok go back to Apple Pie Simulator.
softy:*Crys*

by X1bd September 11, 2022

Shin’s Adam’s Apple

The medial malleolus of your feet, reminds of an Adam’s Apple.

*Canned food hits the medial malleolus*

Me: “Argh! I hit my, ughh, what’s it called....?”
“My Shin’s Adam’s Apple!!”
Friend: “.....yo, what did you just called it? :v”

by Continue18 February 28, 2021