apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 8, 2021

apple

worse company to have ever excisted. all isheep swallow a lot of pumpkin pie. apple is such a bad company they pay their workers with dildo's!

apple swallows dildo's

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

apple kick

When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss

Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!

by Brutis May 23, 2017

Apple

Another word for an assist in hockey

Johnny had a hell of a game with 2 goals and two Apples in our 5-3 win

by BigTasty3473 February 20, 2021

Apples

THE BEST FRUIT ALL TIME, I AM ABSOLUTELY ADDICTED TO IT AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!

Girl 1: "I'd rather eat fries and burgers than apples."
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"

by appleganda March 16, 2025

Apple

Why the fuck are you searching for the definition of a fucking apple... just kill yourself

Apple

by Niglet GOD February 5, 2018

Apple Grommets

Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.

Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.

Hey baby! Are those Q Tips or Apple Grommets stuck in your ears?

by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 24, 2018