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Apple

"hey,don't eat that!"
"It's just an apple dude"
crunchmunch
by ghosttownlove January 24, 2018
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crack apple

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
by fo zum April 26, 2009
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apple

a fruit that you put your genatalia inside of
by propergeeza123 October 31, 2023
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Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”
by NizariahP August 26, 2022
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Apple

I swear to god if you search up Apple you a dumb ass!
I ate the round apple that I found in the trash can.
by Burnt chicken nugget January 18, 2017
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Apple brained

Someone who only uses Apple products
My parents are Apple brained too!
by slideglide March 13, 2025
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Apple

Apple
by Wilbur_Soots_laugh August 14, 2022
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