Chunky Monkey

the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously

"my girlfriend totally let me chunky monkey on her last night"

or

"I think I may have chunky monkeyed my pants"

by the chunky monkey August 13, 2012

shoulder monkey

The invisible monkeys that live on either of one's shoulders.

Tell your shoulder monkey to stop throwing feces at me!

by beepers872 January 7, 2008

Dill Monkey

Insult used to call someone a homo-sexual. dill being part of dill hole and monkey being part of ass monkey implying someone who monkeys around with the dill hole ass monkey, rectal broom, butt pirate

You are a dumb ass dill monkey!!!

by Dizzy Devil August 13, 2007

Frig-Monkey

1) A sexually impulsive creature, renowned for promiscuity
2) A person of lesser intellectual ability
3) Someone utterly insane

1) It's a Frig-Monkey! Look at it go at that poor man's leg like an animal!
2) It scored a laughable 2 in its IQ test. What a Frig-Monkey!
3) I'm afraid your son is a Frig-Monkey and will have to take lots of pills to get better.

by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004

monkey ballsacks

an exclamation for any extreame emotion.

also the main lyric in the songs, Ballsacks keep falling on my head and Monkey Ballsacks (church version)

Monkey ballsacks! I just shot a man!

by The monkey's Uncle. June 21, 2008

Monkey Trader

a trader that books an incorrect trade and does not pick it up themselves. if the trade is picked up before bridget finds it the trader is not a monkey!

manoj fat fingered his trade and didnt spot it ,he is now sitting in the monkey tree and is a monkey trader..

by LJ , JR , SC , JA , SC , SA March 15, 2007

Porch Monkey

A knuckle dragging, mentally deficient bouncer/security at a bar, pub or club

be nice to the porch monkeys otherwise you will get your head kicked in.

by CaptainHurricane June 22, 2011