Jake

Gets hoes and bitches, nicest and sexiest son of bitch you’ll ever meet 14 inch dick and also lovable and caring man😍😘

Omg did you see Jake help that man cross the road he sooo adorable

by Ellie sharp May 9, 2018

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Jake

A total chad that listens to heavy metal and has great hair.

“That guy has great hair”
“Yeah, he’s a total Jake”

by Usbsgdbdbd September 23, 2021

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Jake

He lies about loving people like Mexicans /Americans cos he’s a lunchbox friend

Jake : I love u

Bill:fuck u gay boi

by Shit on a rug September 7, 2019

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jakes

Slang; Lames, Undercover Police or Agents, Fakes, Snakes in the grass, or Posers

I heard you were working with the Jakes, why would you even consider doing that?

I seen you with the Jakes.

by Izzy Roll November 2, 2021

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A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.

ALL HAIL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

by Derpafish August 25, 2021

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Jake

Jake is shy when you first meet him. He is very attractive and has a very nice smile. Jake is protective of his Friends,family and more. Jake is very athletic,and enjoys almost all sports. He is funny,and has a cute personality. He’s a great guy friend for the girls,and will do regular things with the guys. Most girls like him for his amazing personality,and looks.

person 1 ;Oh,who’s that cute boy?
person 2 ; that’s a jake!

by madennames April 25, 2019

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