Your Face is Malicious

The state of being so rediculously ugly, that the mere presence of the person is intentionally disrespectful and harsh to anyone who must view.

Oh my goodness! Where did you come from? Your face is malicious!

by Madison Peighton February 9, 2008

Twerp your Ziltch

1.To play with or tickle any private area on a body.

2. A expression that your going to hurt someone

Im going to twerp your ziltch

by Brandon Grady August 6, 2008

Quit your shit

(phrase) Often used to end a conversation; or as an attempt to suppress the stupidity of your friends, during or after their newest escapade.

Ex 1.
Johnathan: So can I get your number?
Bethany: Excuse me, do I know you?
Johnathan: Not as well as I'd like to know you. Hey baby, did you fall from-
Bethany: Quit your shit. (walks away)

Ex 2.
(You're at the mall, hanging out with your friends, and a couple start trying to get free gumballs from the vending machine.)

You: Y'all seriously need to quit your shit before you get caught.

by Kiete5 November 13, 2009

break your ass

The manner in which you take a persons asscheeks and spread them while fucking them. Anal or pussy is fine.

I will break your asstonight and you will climax so hard.

by Cheeky Undies February 17, 2018

cuff your chick

When a guy stays arm-in-arm with his girl all night long at the club (or any public place), trying to keep other guys from talking to her. For instance, he might walk her to the bathroom, then stay outside the bathroom waiting for her, then walk her back to the dance floor.

In R. Kelly and Bow Wow's song "I'mma Flirt," there's a verse that goes "cuff your chick." Basically he's warning guys to "cuff their chicks" cause he's a flirt! >;-P

by ~Shan~ July 7, 2007

Your Slaphappy Grandpappy

A term made up by the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' used asa 'Your Mom' joke.

Substitute teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!

by middle_school_'lOsEr' December 30, 2009

How's your head

Elvira said it first, and then rupaul said it to miss Fame on rupauls drag race season seven. It took miss Fame quite a while to understand this joke, which is now iconic in the drag race community.

Rupaul: How's your head?
Miss Fame: Fine
*When she finally gets the joke*
Rupual: How's your head?
Miss Fame: Hasn't had any complaints!

by T_m_c_b September 17, 2017