Two domains are better than one

When someone owns more than one domain but less than three. A way to signify they sort of have their life together and are responsible domain owners.

Guy 1: I just matched with this hottie on tinder and she has two domains and a dog

Guy 2: as the saying goes “two domains are better than one.”
Guy 1: that’s for sure!

by ireallylovepretzels November 9, 2020

My Last Two Brain Cells

A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.

Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.

My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.

My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.

by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022

Two to the one, from the one to the three

Used in Eminem’s song “Shake That” featuring Nate Dogg.
2 to the 1, from the 1 to the 3 refers to the trio Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg and Warren G, when they used to perform together as the group 213.
The number used to be the original phone area code of Los Angeles/ Long Beach, which is where the trio is from.

Two to the one, from the one to the three
I like good, pussy and I like good tree
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get mo' ass than a toilet seat

by dkalsdk November 8, 2022

those two are made for each other

it is wise words that Master Fu used in the origins of Miraculous Ladybug: The tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir. It is also used by Aeon/Uncanny Valley in the New York special and in the new episode season 4 episode 6, Mr. Pigeon 79, Kagami Tsuguri also used it forshadowing Master Fu in the origins episode.

W: exellent choice master
M: those two are made for each other..

by imjustafriend June 6, 2021

kill two cats with one lawnmower

A modern variation on "kill two birds with one stone."

Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.

by cadet stimpy October 10, 2003

feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

by jcaelitescuba January 31, 2014

Two Wongs don't make a White

Also : Too Rongs don't make a Write, Two Wongs don't make a Wright, Two Wongs don't make a rice, etc.
This is a stereotypical+thick Asian accent of the sentence "Two wrongs don't make a white".

Two Wongs don't make a White, because they have Wong as their surname.
If the baby is of White family, it means the baby is not theirs. Full stop.

by Shiine-1 February 22, 2022