Tom Harkin

A stuttering bastard that starts every sentence with the phrase "Ere' right". Finds it hard to get the right words out and most of the time will overthink everything he is saying. Most likely cries himself to sleep most nights cuddling a picture of Arsene Wenger

Tom Harkin: Type Of Person

Mum: "Who's crying upstairs"
Adam: "Who do you think it's obviously Tom"
Mum: "What's he thought about this time"

by BrettPoskett June 20, 2018

Tom

A 12 year old boy with osgood shlatters and a big forehead who tends to be attracted to people with red glasses

“I’m such a tom” said the boy

by Harry weir October 24, 2019

Tom

He’s got abs and everyone loves him and isn’t ginger and a massive cock and sucks himself off

Wow look at Tom sucking himself off

by Prettychillybilly September 15, 2020

Tom

Tom is a simp

Don’t be like Tom

by E045 November 22, 2021

furry toms

something a cunt would say to his friends on the bus because they think they're so coll.

" yo, you got those furry toms"

by swagggggggyp June 8, 2016

Pooping Tom

Usually pooping is a solo act for shy people. A Pooping Tom is someone who likes to look at other people while they drop a log

Honey, hurry up and brush your teeth! I don't want to be a Pooping Tom!

by Polarbearwizard April 10, 2023

Tom

Nigga nigga nigga nigga

Tom is a ducking nigga

by Tomh22522 November 22, 2021