Extreme thumb war

Two males thumb war and the loser gets fucked in the ass

Me and john played extreme thumb war last night, man it sucks to lose

by Fortnite>women February 12, 2018

Suggestion War

When two people are too prideful to resort back to normal texting, and only text each other using IOS/Androids auto suggest text. Always results in run on sentences. VERY effective at spamming any chat with long paragraphs of nonsense.

Joe: hey i have some ideas to give to my friend for a wedding and she is going through it right away and she wants me too and she is interested and she has been asking for advice so please please thank youuu guys and thanks bye

(suggestion war)^

by storedindaballlllz October 12, 2023

War Crimes Day

On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)

-Yo, did you hear this news?
-What news?
-Today is War Crimes Day!
-Oh shit, bet.

by ProfessionalWarCrimeCommiter December 31, 2022

The WAR in Gaza

Yeah, I feel like if it was anyone else saying it Emma would have let that slide.

Emmers "It's a genocide! She should have said genocide!"

Hym "That is like... Adjacent to what she WOULD HAVE said... If anyone else had said 'The WAR in Gaza.' "

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Jaw War

Heated argument

"I have just had a right Jaw war with the man from the council"

by Iamnotwordy December 15, 2016

infinity war

The best fucking movie in the universe... after Thor Ragnarok of course.

„Have you seen Infinity War?“
„Yeah, *spoilers entire movie*“
*beats spoiling guy to death*

by Gillette Abdi April 29, 2018

Star wars pinball

Getting scammed, gypped or tricked and unaware like a total dumbass.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you hear john just bought Ligcoin and it doesn't even exist! Guy 2: Are you serious? He bought cryptocurrency that doesn't even exist? He really got star wars pinballed.

by Deez nuts yum May 18, 2023