crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

by ewee October 4, 2012

Pie

A made up word that has absolutely no meaning. Usually used an an adjective by people with Preschool level vocabularies.

Didn’t that chandler kid from high school always try to describe things as a pie?

by abc9997 May 22, 2018

gicky pie

When you ejaculate into a cup. Drink it. Say that’s pretty good. Start the oven. Turn off the oven. Turn on the burner slap a pan on that shit. Throw flour into the pan. Turn that shit on high. Cook 10minutes. Turn off. Throw some brown sugar on your girls ass. Slap it until all brown sugar melts into pan. Slide in the oven. Bake while baked. Pull it out. Ejaculate into a cup. 1/4 milk. 1 cup vodka. Stir until cum doesn’t stick to the pan. Freeze for 1 minute. Enjoy

I love gicky pie. But my girl won’t help me make it. Guess I gotta call my homeboys. We can make enough for the party tonight.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild December 14, 2024

Pie Movement

The movement of a person or persons before half time at a football match to get a pie or other items of food

Tony Left his seat early at the Watford Vs Leicester match to get first in the queue to get a pie. Tony has done the pie movement

by JM31 December 1, 2018

Cherry Pie

This is when you give a girl a Cream Pie, but she is on her Period.

Last night, my girl wanted to fuck, but she was on her period. I fucked her anyway, and can her a 'Cherry Pie'.

by Big Mack Sauce May 17, 2021

Cranberry Cream Pie

When you are giving oral sex and vomit on the girl’s vagina.

Zac: did you have sex last night?
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.

by Nshim September 9, 2021

Real Pie

A pastry with tin pie pan underneath

I almost choked eating the metal under my real pie

by NLG101 November 24, 2017