Posting a FB note while "High as all Fuck" on how good your edibles and related 420 friendly materials are that you recently digested, then coming across the post 2 days later and saying "Wow! Who Posted That?!?"
"Wow that 'Pot Post' I just came across on my FB page from the other day confirms my view on how Dope that Synthesis Shit was....as I don't remember 'Fuck!' about posting it! Man....was I Burnt!!"
by Ohsider October 14, 2014
Get the Pot Postmug. White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.
by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018
Get the Post-mayonnaise whitemug. by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023
Get the State-Postingmug. In the event that there were no other life forms on earth but you, you'd have to live your life alone. Some people would rather beg to be insignificant and around other people than to be alone. Being alone doesn't bother everybody though. It's a good reason to stop whining about this guy making you feel insignificant and weak. Sometimes people are offering you a sobering view of yourself, and some people don't like that.
The girl would whine about feeling weak an insignificant but didn't think about how good she really had it. In the event of nuclear war where nobody made it without her, but she made it, she'd be alone, and she'd hate life, just like all the people she talked shit about, since she hated being alone more than anything in the world. The post nuclear era would not be kind to her, or treat her right.
by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020
Get the Post nuclear eramug. A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.
Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.
Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.
Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.
by phantom pooper 2011 April 24, 2011
Get the Post Meeting Positivitymug. Realizing you fucked up while getting out of the shower.
It's also another way to say you got a good idea from showering.
It's also another way to say you got a good idea from showering.
by TobitoUchiha July 19, 2025
Get the Post-Shower Claritymug. A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.
“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.
by Rustbelt_Noir May 7, 2019
Get the Vanity Postmug.