Post Malone'd

Post Malone'd (V): To consume a steady and increasing quantities of alcohol, weed and shrooms over the course of a 12-84 hour period .

Sorry I was late for work today, I got fucking Post Malone'd last night.

by WutangDad August 28, 2023

HE HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT

A phrase used by Doc Emrick after a hockey player hits the post with his or her shot.

Pastrnak shoots, OOOH AND HE HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT

by Doc Emrick June 8, 2019

Pikmin posting

A type of text spam that includes denying any conversation besides the topic you're interested in. I.e: pikmin.

I would like to talk to in the group chat, but even one keeps Pikmin posting!

by Lily~! September 14, 2023

Roast Whipping Post

For someone to diss you/mock you based on a characteristic of yourself, your personality, clothes etc. in front of a lot of people

Example of a Roast Whipping Post:
Teacher: Ok Class, that's the bell everyone is dismissed. Stacy, please see me after class.
Stacy: Why? Can't get a date for prom?
Teacher: If that was the case I would've asked one of the pretty girls.
Class: DAYUM!!!!

by McQuackez February 8, 2018

Post Plane Clarity

When Theo and Tan are contemplating about what just happened after both of them stare at airplanes for more than a healthy amount of time, usually in front of other people.

*Person 1*: What are Theo and Tan doing?

*Person 2*: Oh they are having PPC (Post Plane Clarity)

*Person 1*: PPC? Whats that?

*Person 2*: Thats when they contemplate what they did after moaning loudly while looking at planes.

by Tan The Pan Man March 10, 2021

Post-reality

Post-reality is the normalization of the digital age we live in. It is the authentication of our social media lives overlapping what we view as normal. There's no reality without the digital world. We are living in a time when it is common for everyone's public display of their lives to be romanticized -- where fiction is reality and reality is fiction. It's up to you how you perceive it.

We are all living in post-reality.

by AngelinoFromMilano November 16, 2022

Tag/ Spam Post

When a friend on facebook wants to talk to you Via Status by tagging you in a status, a variant of wall-posting, most people find this kind to be very annoying and almost immediately untag themselves. Normally the post will be in what kids call "text talk" meaning it may go like this "AYYYY @JOHN WALL B SP3N1N THE N1GHT NIQQA!" It may even get worse, because we all know the black population forgot how to type English.

@Genericname, y dont u spend tha nite 2day? as' ur rents if can

*untags*, chats friend *no, I don't want to, because I have something to do in the morning, if you need to talk to me, chat me."

lol ok durr mang

this is a Tag/ Spam post

by sickoftexttalk June 8, 2011