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Nut pulp

When a group of people are collectively, dick riding
You guys are nut pulping them so hard rn
by tootmachine June 23, 2023
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Deez nuts

Deez nuts was a joke made by Candice Applewood. While at Sawcon collage in Ligma, Maine, her and her best freind Wilma, had just graduated. To celebrate, they went to wendy's. Then, they went to and Imagine dragons concert. When asked what her name was, Candice replied with Deez. Deez what? Security said. Deez nuts.
Do you know Deez? Deez? Deez nuts!
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Nut book

A book that has data of every time you have nutted
Oh yes, that’s my nut book I haven’t seen it in years.
by CommonWhiteBoi January 6, 2019
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tokyo nut

When your girl cums so hard she screams the Tokyo ghoul intro.
guy 1: "Dude last night my girl starting screaming nonsense."
guy 2: "that my friend is a Tokyo nut."
by Doctorjared January 23, 2019
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Monkey Nut

Monkey semen. So it turns out that apes like to jerk off as much as people do, and can you blame them? But because they don't have a box of tissues handy, they tend to just wipe it over whatever is nearby.
I was walking through the jungle, and I got monkey nut in my hair..
by airzone April 30, 2021
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mighty nut

To ejaculate extremely hard after sexual interaction or viewing porn / any other type of sexual stimulator
John: Bro what are you gonna do at Jessie’s house
Bryan: I’m finna mighty nut in that hoe
by SchmoofMoof December 22, 2017
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machine nut

'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.

Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.
Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew
by probablyhomosapien September 18, 2018
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