ninja poodles

Highly trained, ultra-intelligent poodles who’ve been trained to protect their wealthy owners.

Get yourself some fine lookin’ ninja poodles if you want to avoid being the target of a kidnap attempt.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2022

Ninja

1) v. to run past someone and steal something of their's before they can notice

2) n. one who ninjas

3) n. An Asian person

1) That person just ninjad me!

2) That minja just robbed me!

3) That ninja just robbed me!

by ninjasmurf777 June 25, 2010

laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party

Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.

by failureinfractal March 4, 2014

Ninja Flip

Prior to the moment of ejaculation, switch orifices to the surprise of the recipient.

Person A: Jessica was shocked to have a mouth full of cum after doing it doggy style.

Person B: Yah, she got ninja flipped.

by <>< thefishkid June 22, 2016

cunt ninja

When you have sex in a public place with no one finding out, usually male on female or for a double cunt ninja female on female

Man I was such a cunt ninja with my brother's wife ... Yeah it was at Thanksgiving

by Jeremiah fink keister October 27, 2013

Ninja

Gym slang for I want to top you off in the parking lot.

Damn Phil, look at that junk doing arm curls in the squat rack, I wanna top him off.

Hey Ninja...

by maneman July 29, 2020

Ninja

I’m going to start calling girls with great bodies but ugly faces “ninjas” because they always look better with their mask on.

It’s Like the covid version of “butterface”

Undercover ninja #1: Hey, did you see that butterface?

UN #2: she’s too young to be a butterface. She’s a ninja.

UN #1: why a ninja?

UN #2: because we’re in a pandemic and she looks better with her mask on.

by Rocklawbster December 22, 2021