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emo boys

Emo boys are often conformists with very strict rules about what clothes to wear and what hairstyles they should have. They only love other emo people so therefore they are also elitists. They are often gay or femme. They are in touch with their emotions, but not others emotions and are very immature. They are egocentric and love themselves so much they must talk and sing about themselves all the time. They have no backbone and cannot take criticism very well and will cry if you call them babies. They look dopey and would be better off with blonde hair. They look like anime characters so they belong in a cartoon world. I love them.
The Emo Boys cried all night long when the little emo girl punched each of them in the foot.
by Crow boy July 16, 2007
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Emo kid

Rejected from society, the young emo kid struggles to find himself by means of going home every night and write depressing poems while he listen to bands like secondhand serenade and taking back sunday and making love to his razorblade and fawning over a girl he will never get due to his outcast status.
Jon:"did you see that emo kid crying?"
Dave:"yeah,what a fag"
by pigpen13 October 23, 2007
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cyber emo

a person who acts like they have a normal life in person, but has incredibly depressing/emo personality online.
person 1: hey, was chuck okay today?

person 2: yeah, why?

person 1: his myspace status was incredibly emo last night.

person 2: oh..it was? he must be a cyber emo on his own time =(
by i'm doin your mom February 4, 2010
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emo hobocore

Emo Hobocore, revolutionised in late 2005, with the hit Hobo Metalcore band 'Trashcan of Deception' which was based in a small country town within Australia. This band resulted in a great trend which travelled across mp3.com.au and spreaded to a more global audience,including the UK and USA, offending and confusing all who witnessed this 'vicious piece of shit'.

Emo hobocore reflected the attitude that emokids have little to complain about, or cause them woes or pains. Emo hobocore was an attempt to uplift the mood of modern music, through a poorly recorded medium, to express images of "Happy Hobos" - people who had nothing, but were happy with their lives.

This extends on the belief that 'Questionable Content' created the concept, as many had thought of it, and expressed this humour across myspace.com and other such blogging realms.
Emo moron: "I'm so sad, I lost my girlfriend, and my mobile phone in ONE day!"

Emo Hobocore: "Get screwed, I'm a hobo, I survive by eating rats and pigeons, while living alone in the same clothes I crapped in a year ago - yet I'm still smiling? Right?"

Emo moron: "Oh.."

Yeah that's right, find something WORTH complaining about.
by Adrian Snrub April 22, 2006
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emo blows:

Emo sucks. period. worst for of music ever its about cutting your wrists and sitting in a dark corner in a room and crying. Oh, and the stupid plugs in the ear lobe nasty skin dangling down. Thats going to look good when you stick your head out of your ass and get a job.Stop sucking manufactured cool on mtv's teat long enough to realize what a dumb son of a bitch your being by listening to this shit. I mean your 14 relationships don't really count stop crying about a boyfriend/ girlfriend that broke up with you it doesn't matter. Oh yeah and thier guitars are just accesories they don't even use them no solos or anything just look at the hawthorne heights video he doesn't use it may look like it but he doesn't. Yeah why do all emo bands sound the same? they sound like if an 8 year old that hasn't gone threw puberty yet. Its all whine, whine, whine, cry, cry, cry my girl friend dumped me. Act like a man before I chop your balls off or wait they are already off thats why your sound like your 8 years old.They also have stupid screaming in the backround too god just shut up.
Hawthorenw heights:cause my heart is in ohio! So cut my wrists and black my eyes(so cut my wrists and black my eyes screaming in backround) cause it kills me...see told you they are cutters
by Maddox rules September 15, 2005
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Emo Drained

Short for emotionally drained.
"I feel Emo Drained" Paul said as he finished posting on his blog.
by ????^_^???? November 10, 2006
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EMO BOY

A guy who is in a mix of a punk/nerdy style but is very sensitive and uses his hair to cover half his face.
girl:o my god..did you see that emo boy..?

friend:ya..hes so hot, I like his hair.
by M3lissa July 18, 2006
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