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dip house

A house where you go see your little hoes ^*
I just left the dip house , My girl called and thought I was there .
by Aaron Johnsonn October 12, 2022
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Dip

A noun. Like a loser but on a lower level. Get it? Dip? Often used when someone has made a totally dumb comment that either makes no sense or is towards an obvious phrase. Technically someone being the modern version of the phrase, retard.

When using the word it is often fun to make a diamond out of your fingers and hitting your self in the forehead as if the person you are calling a dip has just ran into a dip sign.
*Joke just finished and everyone laughing*
Gille: Wait, I don't get it.
Nutty: Dip.
by DipGille September 26, 2009
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Spit in your dip

The action of spitting in ones butthole when they have diarrhea
Wife: ugh I have horrible diarrhea!
Husband: Hey can I spit in your dip?
by Dip Spitter February 19, 2022
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Harry ball dip.

When you flush the toilet and sit down to shit and realize it’s clogged and your balls are wet.

Resulting in a immediate explicit sentence and jog of memory to figure out who was last in the house to,use the toilet.
I woke up and had a growler a brewing I went to shit flushed in the dark and sat down to lay some coil snap….
Harry ball dip.
by Marshall tucker October 30, 2021
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Schlong dip

When your penis touches the the toilet bowl while having a shit
Oh man I’ve just had a shit and my dick touched the toilet “ ...... “ you have just been schlong dipped
by The jackamoe’s February 24, 2021
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Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.
GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
by png.mp3 May 30, 2018
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Double Dipped

The process of dipping your nail twice into a jar of dip powder from doubledipnails to get the best color to stand out.
Jane: My nails look so boring what did I do wrong?
Rob: Did you try double-dip it again?
Jane: Double Dipped these dip nails is so much better
by MelissaGDFW December 30, 2020
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