“Aw man, I put too much cream into my Ninja, and now it stopped working. Must have been the heavy cream I made. Worst $300 ever. Now there’s a creamy ninja in my kitchen.”
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by tomarswego January 7, 2025
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Going to cinemas 10 times per year at this age of 21 is my ninja path to be allowed by parents to watch more mature (inappropriate) movies. BTW, once I turn 23, I'm going to be "old" if my parents still deem movies like Deadpool to be too inappropriate to me to watch.
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Get the Ninja Creami mug.An "AI ninja" is someone who masters the true power potential of Artificial Intelligence apps" with precision, almost like a real ninja martialist black belt holder. They know how to navigate AI’s capabilities, solve problems, and create wealth, communicate effortlessly with the opposite sex, destroy any enemies, deal with the authorities, tell the best jokes, have the best humor. All they need is a smartphone and internet connection. They gain borderline godlike powers. It's like all human history: geniuses, prodigies all in one bit, like jobe from lawnmower man Stephen Hawking's movie where a simpleton
It is used like a human guinea pig and forced to feed powerful nootropic drugs and VR learning programs 24/7 and gains godlike powers almost overnight.
It is used like a human guinea pig and forced to feed powerful nootropic drugs and VR learning programs 24/7 and gains godlike powers almost overnight.
Frank: Hey, Lee! You won't believe what I saw Mike the other day! He was driving a Bugatti Veyron! Around town with a hot OF blonde girl in the passenger seat. And get this, he's got a mansion now too.
Lee: Really? Mike? Really, shut up Frank. Last time I spoke to him he was working at Maccy Dees and living with his mother basement. LOL. You're winding me up big time. He's always been a loser, degenerate.
Frank: I know, Lee! Apparently learned to use this thing called AI apps on his smartphone — it's the new Bitcoin sort of, a get rich overnight scheme that really works like magic .
Lee: WFT? It can't be that easy, can it mate? LOL?
Frank: I'm going to try it. Hope I don't get scammed. Sounds too good to be true — where's the catch LOL?
Lee: Bruv… watch. Next week we both gonna come back millionaires saying I'm a a AI Ninja like mike to happy days..
Frank: If it gets me a Bugatti and a blonde, OF Girl and a million pounds I'm in LOL
Lee: Me to Bruv I'm on it like a car bonnet .
Lee: Really? Mike? Really, shut up Frank. Last time I spoke to him he was working at Maccy Dees and living with his mother basement. LOL. You're winding me up big time. He's always been a loser, degenerate.
Frank: I know, Lee! Apparently learned to use this thing called AI apps on his smartphone — it's the new Bitcoin sort of, a get rich overnight scheme that really works like magic .
Lee: WFT? It can't be that easy, can it mate? LOL?
Frank: I'm going to try it. Hope I don't get scammed. Sounds too good to be true — where's the catch LOL?
Lee: Bruv… watch. Next week we both gonna come back millionaires saying I'm a a AI Ninja like mike to happy days..
Frank: If it gets me a Bugatti and a blonde, OF Girl and a million pounds I'm in LOL
Lee: Me to Bruv I'm on it like a car bonnet .
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Bai 1- pre ligo tag dagat next week?
Bai 2- lets go mfs
Bai 3- wako wawart part
Bai 4- yawa kalayo
Bai 5- mangaligo mo?
Bai 6- yawa akong oten asa naman ni nabutang
Bai 7- Pass
Bai 8- dile ko subtan bai
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Bai 2- lets go mfs
Bai 3- wako wawart part
Bai 4- yawa kalayo
Bai 5- mangaligo mo?
Bai 6- yawa akong oten asa naman ni nabutang
Bai 7- Pass
Bai 8- dile ko subtan bai
Bai 1- lets go ninjas kugonnnn
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