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Chunky Monkey

"my girlfriend totally let me chunky monkey on her last night"

or

"I think I may have chunky monkeyed my pants"
by the chunky monkey August 13, 2012
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ya monkey

a nick name given to someone who performs a stupid or ridiculous task.
You tell a friend you sent an email out to a few people detailing some embarissing moment. In doing that you send the story to the person in the story...

Later that day you are referred to as 'Ya Monkey'
by goodmonkey December 8, 2005
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Monkey Trader

a trader that books an incorrect trade and does not pick it up themselves. if the trade is picked up before bridget finds it the trader is not a monkey!
manoj fat fingered his trade and didnt spot it ,he is now sitting in the monkey tree and is a monkey trader..
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Monkey-spank

A punishment administered to boys in British Secondary schools (now uncommon since corporal punishment outlawed in 1988) whereby the miscreant is called to the front of the class. There he is placed supine across the teachers knee, his trousers and knickers are pulled down below the calves and his buttocks are slapped as hard as possible with the open hand between 6-8 times. The recipient is then rolled over and receives a violent punch to the bell-end or scrotum with the clenched fist.
Usually carried out to re-inforce principles/basics when teaching quadratic algerbra.
Word, blud - you check Snoopi put glass n sheeat in Mr Campbell's tea?
Yea, dog! An got his batty messup widda Monkey-Spank! (said by a white kid)
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Dill Monkey

Insult used to call someone a homo-sexual. dill being part of dill hole and monkey being part of ass monkey implying someone who monkeys around with the dill hole ass monkey, rectal broom, butt pirate
by Dizzy Devil August 13, 2007
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shoulder monkey

The invisible monkeys that live on either of one's shoulders.
Tell your shoulder monkey to stop throwing feces at me!
by beepers872 January 7, 2008
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monkey ballsacks

an exclamation for any extreame emotion.

also the main lyric in the songs, Ballsacks keep falling on my head and Monkey Ballsacks (church version)
Monkey ballsacks! I just shot a man!
by The monkey's Uncle. June 21, 2008
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