Money

Currency used by specific governments to use for the sell and distribution of goods. Money is very delicious and tastes like cranberry sauce.

A: Hey, Bill?
B: Yeah?
A: Why is there an Illuminati on the U.S.A. one dollar bill, which is a form of money?
B: *pulls out gun* shhhh…
A: oh.

by DaNoobKing February 14, 2024

money dysmorphia

A sibling of the term “body dysmorphia,” money dysmorphia refers to people who have a distorted view of their own financial well-being and security. It can lead to overspending to compensate for missing out, obsessively checking the balance in their bank accounts, or hoarding wealth and not doing anything with it.

multiple friends are in Thailand and Southeast Asia for spring break according to instagram and it triggered my money dysmorphia. Meanwhile I can barely afford a Pad Thai

by Sickomonster April 16, 2025

Elon Money

An immense amount of cash, usually possessed by a person.

Person 1: "Hey man, can you buy me some food? I'm broke and you got Elon money.
Person 2: "no lol"

by iiaplepiezYT February 14, 2025

trail money

Wipes.

Wipes are trail money so you don't have to use socks to wipe your rear.

by jjou February 11, 2019

I got the money.

Meaning money.

I got the dough it's time to go.I got the money.
Loop

by Richway October 30, 2021

Money Turtle

A swaggy little bro which originally was born after a misinterpretation of the Harry Potter character “Moaning Myrtle”. He is represented as a turtle with a $ sign on the center of his shell, occasionally depicted with some really cool shades.

What’d you say? Moaning Myrtle? I thought you said Money Turtle!

by swagmoneyturtle February 12, 2025

Money

Money, money money, money

Oh yeah mr. crabs

MoNeY

by Minoru Yamasaki nerd September 17, 2021