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Jake

Typically a man who doesn’t support his child for years then has another child with another woman and then he wants to be apart of his first kids life, but only because the new girl is making him.
Did you use a condom? You don’t want to end up with a Jake.
by Totesgerman September 3, 2020
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake The Natsee

Jake The Natsee (pronounced jake the nazi) is a popular PS account surfacing during 2020 this account was active in Rainbow Six Siege and won many 2v2s. unfortunately the name was reported to sony who moderated it
I 2v2d Jake The Natsee and lost now hes got my girls snapchat and hes gonna fuck her sad
by broaj April 12, 2021
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Jake Paul

A cancerous you tuber with a fan base of 9 year old's. As Jake Paul continues to flood the internet with cringe added to him and his "Team" being hypocritical lairs the internet hates him and his views are slowly dying out.
Jake Paul is a hypocritical idiot...
by Brahmbles June 9, 2018
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Jake

A type of guy who is short and rude and does drugs, but is nice and cool to hang around with sometimes.
Man Jake is a cool person but is really rude when he wants to be.

"Did you see Jake smoking weed in the boys locker room"
by It's ur girl isabella September 21, 2020
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Jake

A guy that lost his virginity to a palm tree
Did you see that weirdo on the news fucking a palm tree?

Yeah he must be a jake
by Austic_muhummed July 20, 2019
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Jake

There's usually three types of them. The first type is not that bright, and tend to hiss a lot (please don't hunt me down for saying this but it's true). The second type a little bit funny, but usually just guy jokes, girls will probably just stare at him weirdly for cracking that type of joke. Not that smart, but not to stupid. The third type, is a complete moron. They always try to act cool, but they never are. If you know a Jake, their not good luck. And please run away, just for the sake of your sanity and all.
Girl #1: Look, there's jake!
Girl #2: Which one?
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
mugGet the Jakemug.

lumber jake

A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!
by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018
mugGet the lumber jakemug.

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