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John Gill

This person is a supreme queer. If you are named this its because you are a hill billy inbred. People like this are normally challenged and get caught doing dirty things. This person normally has very crusty hands and a small penis. Even though this person is big their nickname is "Charmin" this is due to their extreme softness/goofyness. In special cases this persons penis is so small it becomes inverted. People named this also like to want their meat with their relatives.
"Where is your penis John Gill, its so small?"

"This guy is so soft and crusty, its because hes a John Gill."
by Thebrownbag March 1, 2018
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Jordan John

If you are a Jordan John, that means that you are a little Asian grandchild immigrant who braids armpit hair for a living. You have an intense OBSESSION towards all other races and you eat rabbit or deer meat only. Your favorite movie is How the Grinch Stole Christmas because you look like the Grinch. You are also incredibly overweight.
She is such a Jordan John. She needs to eat some veggies.
by truthteller34534343 April 8, 2019
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Lumber John

A fancy woodsman with a PhD in Jacking Lumber.
Wow, that Lumber John is exquisitely dressed. What a professional.
by GeezLouise23 September 4, 2011
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John Stamosos

Inventor of Apple. Propa goat, propa memer, can crank on kids, wants to join your culture because he's a goat. He touched his own leg at 5 years old.
John Stamosos
by vipzhere September 24, 2019
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John Shields

A man with a massive cock. Be a John Shields.
John Shields made me cum hard with his massive cocker.
by FettiWillfredo March 6, 2022
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John Hartsfield

An absolute fuckboi who's a bum-ass good for nothing. Someone who usually sits around their house all day playing video games and eating unhealthy foods. When they're confronted with the truth or have nothing to say, they usually resort to gay jokes since that is the full extent of their intellect.
Stop being a fucking John Hartsfield and do something with your life!
by Jiblaw September 3, 2016
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John Xina

John Xina is good and stronk
by Xosis [GD] February 22, 2022
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