Japanese Straight

In poker, a hand that contains random cards that make no hand (pair, straight, flush, etc...)

Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.

Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.

by DJ Doo Wop Dago June 05, 2009

unforgivably straight

Listens to multiple Eminem songs on a regular basis

Daffy Duck: what are you listening to?
Donald Duck: Eminem

Daffy Duck: that is unforgivably straight

by Daffy08 December 16, 2022

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 08, 2025

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 08, 2025

flexi-straight

Being predominately straight, but less specific as the urgency to get off increases. Being attracted exclusively to the opposite sex, but flexible as to which gender can participate in getting one off.

He needed to cum, but his regular girls weren't available, so, being flexi-straight, it didn't matter if the nearest willing orifice was a guy or a girl.

by Nostrovio January 31, 2024

straight nandermo

it's just nandermo

straight nandermo once said "vampirism is a curse and i ... care for you too much to burden you with that."

by lesbianvampires June 01, 2022

Straight Nandermo

the opposite of gay nandermo, whatever that is

“vampirism is a curse and i care for you too much to burden you with that it would weigh too heavy on my conscience BOOP there’s that smile” - straight nandermo

by baronlover555 June 01, 2022