Laughter pants

Laughing so hard you pee yourself.

Your joke gave me laughter pants.. where is your bathroom?

by Toberious Goodumski September 18, 2011

Pant

A shortened up version for the word pants. Commonly used in the sentence 'Eat pant'. The original sentence came from the hit TV show The Simpsons where Bart Simpson says 'Eat my shorts'

'Eat pant'

by IaintRusty November 17, 2020

pants whisperer

farty person; flatulator (see Tags below)

Charlie took pride in his skills as a prodigious pants whisperer; and indeed, his emissions seldom exceeded the volume of a stage whisper.

by jawbone February 7, 2010

pant

A single trouser leg only, tied around the upper thigh with a piece of string, allowing cock and balls to dangle free.

My wife left me because of my insistence on wearing a gold lamé pant to her work functions.

by twiddles888 March 30, 2021

Swagger pants

The pants that give you swagger to walk through life like a semi normal person.

(Swagger pants™️ is a trademarked term)

Yo bro, do the swagger pants dance! It’s a real panty dropper

by Blinging July 11, 2018

Polka Dot Pants

Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants

I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from

by F34 May 11, 2025

sus in your pants

1. (Adj.) to feel around someone's oral parts during or before sex

Let me sus in your pants.

by Young curry November 26, 2016