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Happy ending

The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.
It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
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opposite of happiness

by Fun times 101 July 9, 2021
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Happy half hour

The time the bartenders give black people.
Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021
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Happy Flee Day

A slang for happy birthday. Comparable to Happy G Day, Happy Cash day, Happy Glo Day etc. its all a slang for happy birthday !
by Fkxguin777 August 29, 2022
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Happy Rapping

Basically trying to make something sound good but lying at the same time
I got a Benz and a big house on the mountain...
All in all it belongs to his wife and he’s happy Rapping
by P dawgie dawg August 29, 2022
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Happy

Happy is a feeling like no other. Happy is a termed use when somebody is in a state of enjoyment or delightfulness.
Happy can be when you are proud of yourself, proud in general, or whenever you are glad.
Jessica is happy because she got a good grade on her science test.
by yungchase September 1, 2022
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Happiness

Happiness is a feeling that makes smile and laugh. It fills you up with goodness and replaces all the bad qualities. Everyone should experience happiness. :)
Paige was filled was happiness after receiving her test grade.
by mayahadalittlelamb September 2, 2022
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