Happy Sanchez

When you lick an asshole and wind up with a shit mustache.
Dinner was so good, but the Happy Sanchez was the best dessert!!
by ibee6ubee9 August 21, 2021
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Holding happiness hostage

Nah...
Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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the big happy

a term used when people are really happy about something. ussually used by people who are not fluent in english, like me.
person: i just won 100.000 dollars, im excittis, excites, verrry heppy.
me: no, you are the big happy
by munkx March 30, 2021
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Happy Nelson

A bowel movement that is so explosive that it causes you to cum uncontrollably.
Hey Stacy, I would go out with you tonight, but I happy nelsoned my pants in the bathroom.
by mikethememegod April 23, 2024
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emogi happy

As happy as an emogi. In particular, the 🤗, 😀 or 🙂 emogi. :)
That night’s adventure made me totally emogi happy 🤗

It was an incredible show, afterwards I felt emogi happy. 😀

I was overcome by emogi happiness when he texted me he loved me 😍
by ayyyyyyj July 02, 2018
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Translated from Bulgarian (Бадемово Щастие), Almond Happiness comes from a R34 post of Almond Cookie, a character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. In the image Almond Cookie showed naked with his arms crossed, while his body and dick (happiness) is hyper (the character's anatomy is unrealistically large). It can also be used to name a person who's dick is hard as Almond Cookie.
Valyo: You remind me of Almond Cookie with your hard dick...
Bartolov: Really? My Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие) is ready to penetrate you..
by dihanov October 29, 2024
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happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.
Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...
by Joshua Herarah September 25, 2017
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