God Church

A stupid line used by Jake Paul in "Its everyday bro".

I drop some merchandise and it's selling like a god church"

by Jefferson The III October 30, 2017

God Church

Honestly like fucking idek like some bullshit a random youtuber (that looks like that bully from that 1984 karate kid movie) made because he's trash and needs something to rhyme with merch

Just sjdjdhsjd jshdbdeb sjdhsjssj, and it's selling like a god church. ~ Jake Paul

by httpxary on instagram November 6, 2017

God Church

A term used by Jake Paul meaning merch is selling fast and you need to get it while you can.

Logan Paul said his merch is on God Church status.

by Malija ~ IG @thatfamouskid November 27, 2017

God Church

A cancerous term used by a cancerous Jake Paul that needs to get his ass shipped out of this Earth.
Also KSI is going to beat Logan’s ass on August 25th. Anyone that dislikes this is a egotistical brainwashed 10 year olds that needs to understand that they watch two cunty’s make videos everyday.

Go watch YouTubers that actually care about their audience, both of the Paul brothers are assholes. I feel bad for you for wanting to watch that stuff. I’ll pray for you, because that is seriously not normal.

I love Jake and Logan paul they are the most sincere people on youtube and have some really good content, and their channel really motivated me to go to a God Church every Sunday. —BrainwashedDabOnThemHaters

JakePaulAndLoganPaulFuckingSuck

by crxpplxng depressxon May 11, 2018

Hitmark God

A person who gets Hitmarkers on the daily

Person 1. "Damn Zayh your an Hitmark God"
Person 2. "YEP"

by Hitmark God February 18, 2017

god's purse

Another name for a vagina.

She was so horny, she kept fidgeting with god's purse.

by Holmebrew May 30, 2016

Dilf God

This God is the God of all Dilfs , all Dilfs worship Dilf God. If ever encountered with pledge your allegiance and embrace your Dilf side. They accept Dilfs and Dilf lovers.

Dilf God and Milf God have been arguing all night over who is the better God.

by Elaine’s Abyss Flower September 26, 2021