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God Church

Honestly like fucking idek like some bullshit a random youtuber (that looks like that bully from that 1984 karate kid movie) made because he's trash and needs something to rhyme with merch
Just sjdjdhsjd jshdbdeb sjdhsjssj, and it's selling like a god church. ~ Jake Paul
by httpxary on instagram November 6, 2017
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God Church

A term used by Jake Paul meaning merch is selling fast and you need to get it while you can.
Logan Paul said his merch is on God Church status.
by Malija ~ IG @thatfamouskid November 27, 2017
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God Church

A cancerous term used by a cancerous Jake Paul that needs to get his ass shipped out of this Earth.
Also KSI is going to beat Logan’s ass on August 25th. Anyone that dislikes this is a egotistical brainwashed 10 year olds that needs to understand that they watch two cunty’s make videos everyday.

Go watch YouTubers that actually care about their audience, both of the Paul brothers are assholes. I feel bad for you for wanting to watch that stuff. I’ll pray for you, because that is seriously not normal.
I love Jake and Logan paul they are the most sincere people on youtube and have some really good content, and their channel really motivated me to go to a God Church every Sunday. —BrainwashedDabOnThemHaters

JakePaulAndLoganPaulFuckingSuck
by crxpplxng depressxon May 11, 2018
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Hitmark God

A person who gets Hitmarkers on the daily
Person 1. "Damn Zayh your an Hitmark God"
Person 2. "YEP"
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god's purse

She was so horny, she kept fidgeting with god's purse.
by Holmebrew May 30, 2016
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Ass god

When someone levels up with Discord's Tatsu bot by saying the word "ass", they automatically become an ass god, or god of ass.
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Greek God

The punk ass hottie on my street who thinks I’m a brat. He’s not wrong.🙃
Moi: ____ is such a Greek God. He makes all the girls wanna pull his hair.

Greek God: Brat! (Mutters as he walks by)
by Its_just_a_compliment September 29, 2020
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