Timmy: Hey man do you have Fortnite????!!!! Michael(to mom): MOOOOM TIMMY ASKED ME IF I HAVE CANCER AND IM OFFENDED FOR LITERALLY NO REASON MOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!
by literallynobody April 23, 2020
Get the fortnitemug. by fortniet por May 4, 2023
Get the fortnite pormug. 
A game where autistic kids below the age of 13 spend money and flex on every one who isn't apart of their squad
7 year old: Heck yeah I just got Ragnarock in Fortnite I wander what I should do?
Other 7 year old: Dude you should flex on every one you see
Other 7 year old: Dude you should flex on every one you see
by DiggerNick43 September 20, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. A very addictive game that is trending and that every guy is playing it and ignoring their girlfriends. There are 2 types of Fortnite game modes Save The World and Battle Royale.
Save the world is a game that nobody plays and it cost $40. You can earn Vbucks in Save The World
Battle Royale is a highly addictive game that everybody likes playing for some reason. The store consist of very cool skins, emotes, gliders, and pickaxes. Everything in the item shop is very expensive but little kids still spend a shit ton of money with their mom's credit.
Save the world is a game that nobody plays and it cost $40. You can earn Vbucks in Save The World
Battle Royale is a highly addictive game that everybody likes playing for some reason. The store consist of very cool skins, emotes, gliders, and pickaxes. Everything in the item shop is very expensive but little kids still spend a shit ton of money with their mom's credit.
Bobby has been playing Fortnite for 72 hours straight. He has no friends and he is very trash at the game. He thinks he great because he has spent over $500 with his mom's credit card.
by TimmyTommyTheFifth July 9, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. A game made for people with the mental age of 2 days old. This game is a real life version of the ' i will never loose my virginity' card.
by The guy that submitted this March 10, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug.