David

david lacks a sense of humor and is shorter than Cindy.

OMG David is shorter than Cindy by 100 mm!

by tallerthandavid February 6, 2022

andrew david william librizzi

Andrew uses his charm to fuck guys and eat big black pretzels with ketchup on them. Hes extremely racist but he fucks colored people. He co found the Ku Klux Klan in 1865 and founded lgbtq rights... he is definitely going to hell.

Damn that nigga is a andrew david william librizzi! Why does he fuck so many guys!!

by Old mcdonald 69 February 8, 2022

David Zertuche

Noun- A fully developed male human who is the coolest guy you know.

My best friend David Zertuche asked me to look him up on Urban Dictionary.

by Daveman8777 February 9, 2022

david

when he yells it hurts my head . like plz be quiet plz. but he’s nice tho. so yeah thanks david for giving me a headache while being nice. ☺️

dive david

by djdnxncnfngn February 9, 2022

David bowie

a man who sings gay songs.

"ugh I hate David bowie his songs are so gay!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022

david

david is the biggest meany and he is not welcome in my household and he should be welcomed in yours…steer clear of every david you ever meet bc he will always be cocky and prideful

“you talk to david ???? run.”

“yeah i should”

by anti david’s October 3, 2021

David

The nigga who takes one look on a girl and instant gets them

Person 1:how did he get her so fast
Person 2: because his a David

by Pine3061 October 4, 2021