Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to cut on a regular basis; all of which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.

Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...

by Ezra69 October 1, 2020

Dad

A fictional character

Dad

by Mr. Spider GDRA February 8, 2024

Dad

a male parent figure who will be there for you until your little sibling are born.

Life before little sibling “hey dad i’m sorry i broke the vase….”

“it’s okay no need to say sorry for that.”
life after “dad? that little dude broke my pen.”
“THATS YOUR FAULT YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR STUFF.i- i’m sorry honey i got a little bit too emotional.”

by Sensei- July 21, 2021

Dad

Sucking your fathers dick until he moans so loud

"Want me to give you a blowjob daddy?"

by hfueijrheip February 8, 2021

I love hot dads

I love hot dads means that a person is attracted to hot man that are dads.

Person one: “hey look over there that man is hot”
Person two:”he’s a dad”
Person one:”man I love hot dads.”

by Bear5599 February 5, 2023

Suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad

Offensive term often used on trolls or people that piss Hannah off in the Bebahan stream.

"Go suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad"

by gzxy July 1, 2023

ur dad gay

This is the second most hurtful insult in the history of the planet coming first is ur mom gay

I hate you jannet

Ur dad gay lol
Why would u say this to me?

by Will the silly boi March 11, 2018