Ocean Cream

The moist effervesant cream of the ocean, more commonly known sea foam.

And I do like ocean cream I just don't crave it or want it a lot

by ApocolypticFamine June 11, 2018

cream cheese

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.

Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere

by deltah404 October 16, 2021

Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

by Raider Life May 13, 2017

Custard Creaming

When you are going down on a girl and your munching down that sweet pussy, the act of custard creaming is when you crunch down the outa vaginal flap (like the biscuit) and then make your way to the centre where you get the cream.

I've been custard creaming girls 24/7

by Sissoko July 27, 2019

front bottom cream

A thick cream used to lubricate the penis during masturbation.

Person 1: "Babes wank me off. It's my favourite thing"
Person 2: "hang on a second, I'll just get the front bottom cream!"

by harry crisp July 1, 2011

Cream Cherry

to creampie a virgin

Guy1: So I had sex with this virgin yesterday and nutted all in her.
Guy2: You gave the ol cream cherry.
Guy1: Yup.
Guy2: Classy.

by Nate6969696969696969696 November 4, 2012

Kurdish ice cream

the act of male-male rimming

have you heard about johns new hobby? hes making kurdish ice cream for every man he sees!

by anonymous April 4, 2024