cheese mamma

A pretty lady who listens to String Cheese Incident.

Daaaaaaaaamn, look at that Cheese Mamma, she so fine.

by cfunk April 27, 2006

pour on the cheese

The act of flattering a girl over and over again with corny lines.

Jeremy went to pour on the cheese by telling Mary that her beauty stole his breath.

by JR312 July 20, 2008

Cheese Tort

cheese covered tortilla cooked open face and crisp to perfection in a toaster oven.

never rolled like a taquito.

nothing like a folded quesadilla.

"Man this hot lunch is whack! When i get home i am making my mom make me a cheese tort."

by pooprat February 16, 2009

robotic cheese

a cheese with hydraulic legs. often used in races when they cant find any horses

Someone: "Look at that robotic cheese go!!!"
Someone 2: "Look at your mum go!!!"
Someone: "That cheese IS your mum!"

by Toby Marshall July 7, 2008

Binky Cheese

A Fungus or something horrible smelling aroung your penis.

Yuck you stink of binky cheese!

by KickYourAssFuckUpFaceKirsty February 2, 2009

Slipped on cheese

To randomly or suddenly trip and fall overboard on a marine vessel. More common in the cruising industry.

"Dude, I was running on the Sun deck and almost slipped on cheese! Really have to take it easy up there when consuming copious amounts of Gin 'n Juice, especially with the rough seas".

by seanyyyyy June 4, 2013

Potato & Cheese

When you spot two females that when on their own are not very interesting, but when together are. Much like Potato and cheese, on their own they are boring, but together they can be very tasty.

- Hey James, did you see those two girls just walk past

- yeah, you can have the one on the left
- definitely not mate, you have to have them together
- ah yeh, Potato & Cheese

by badintelligence April 18, 2014