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New Dominion Alternative Center

A center for educating middle grades (6 - 8) students in Virginia who have had difficulty succeeding in a traditional school. Smaller classes, more tolerant teachers, social skills instruction, and an alternative method of working with kids are all parts of the alternative program.

The goal of the school is to re-teach the students and help them learn to participate in the more-structured atmosphere of a traditional school. Helping them learn to become active participants in their own education is a primary goal. Reducing the frequency of unacceptable behaviors is another goal.
New Dominion Alternative Center is a mini-school that provides alternative education.
by News crew November 27, 2009
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Harborzoo Medical Center

Name colloquially given by Seattleites and employees to Harborview Medical Center located on Seattle's First Hill, is a public hospital in King County, Washington and is managed by the University of Washington.

Harborzoo Medical Center is notorious for long wait lines and some of the best trained medical professionals in the United States - also for high traffic from Seattle's homeless and drug-using populations.
Bob: Sorry to hear you got the clap, where did you go to get it treated?

John: Just went to Harborzoo Medical Center.
by StabbyCat18 April 6, 2010
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Swaggily self-centered

People like Daniel Bisimwa and his brothers who think they have so much swag when they have none.
Mike: Yo bro, your shirt has less swag than mine.
Johnny: Dafuq is wrong with you, are you swaggily self-centered or something.
by MenOfPresence May 16, 2013
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useless as a call-centre operative

Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.
by monsieur_tm December 30, 2013
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give his two cents

same as My two cents, a inconsequential opinion often to show humility, but can also be used as an irony
If my friend is allowed to give his two cents in, your expert analysis hides the reality.
by taxtop February 6, 2014
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One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.
"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"
by twindle April 11, 2015
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g-life centre

pun of 'sealife centre'. Used to refer to the feeling in the middle of your chest (heart) when you realise you are just a gangsta.
"just took a trip to the g-life centre, know what I'm saying?"
by Click here May 16, 2015
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