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essex balls

Following a particularly dirty kebab or Curry When flatualance and dihorrea combine resulting in the back of your gentleman vegetables getting a spray tan.
Oh mate I should not have eaten that left over kebab this morning I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter giving myself Essex balls.
by Spoony127 May 31, 2018
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Aiden Ball

tall, lengthy, and smells like pee. you usually can sense him in the building from his long neck and gay jokes
by LolImagin November 12, 2020
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dangle ball

When one testicle hangs 3 or more inches lower than the other
"I can see one of that man's testicles hanging down over the chair when he sits. That's one hell of a dangle ball."

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"would you like to see the pendulum range of my dangle ball? eh? eh?
just please, do not puncture it with any sharp objects. it is fragile and sterile"
by not a wenis October 2, 2003
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Balls of fire

When a group of men, all infected with genital ringworm, stand in a circle. Typically takes place on Fridays.
Guy #1 "Man I heard Ryan joined that sex cult"
Guy #2 " What r u talking about?"
Guy #1 " u know when they all stand in a ring with their disease balls hanging out?"
Guy #2 " oh man the balls of fire? wtf what a pussy do they apply each other's anti-fungal cream too?"
by Xxxcaillouxxx January 3, 2022
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Glazed balls

When a girl farts while you are on top of her having sex.
Martha and Mark were fucking and she gave him glazed balls.
by bruja915 March 22, 2016
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butt to balls

sara and conor were dancing butt to balls at the party last night
by youloveme41094 January 17, 2009
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The Ball-Thang

when a person licks and sucks your balls then moves slowly up to your "johnson".
I love it when my girl does the ball-thang!
by Lock-Jaw April 24, 2010
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