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Potato

Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.
by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019
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Sad Potato Ki

Sad Potato Ki, is what 16BitTunes, on r/MisreadSprites, thought Ki, from Final Fantasy Legend II, “looked like a sad potato.”
16 Bit Tunes, now realizes/realises “Sad Potato Ki,” is actually, “a beautiful woman.”
by I'mcrazy November 7, 2023
mugGet the Sad Potato Kimug.

Baked potato

In general, when a person who isn't the most attractive gets "baked", or high.
Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.
by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017
mugGet the Baked potatomug.

looking like a potato

Dallas looking like a potato~Brewer M.
by brewerbest123 October 29, 2020
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seed-potato

Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.
Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
mugGet the seed-potatomug.

Potentially pallitable potato

When ones roasted carbohydrates have escaped your plate and have subsequently landed on ones floor, you have to decide if its still a potentially pallitable potato.
"Honey, is this unconsumed carb you seem to have dropped on the floor still a potentially pallitable potato, or shall I go against everything I stand for and throw it in the bin?"
by MOYESTEED2020 July 23, 2022
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party potatoes

Party potatoes are mashed potatoes mixed with cream cheese, sour cream and milk, then baked to a creamy goodness. Also known as party "potes".
by Bean_0916 March 28, 2009
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