Potato Jon

A term for a dingus that looked up some weird phrase that his friend Mat Wood asked him to look up.

Jonathan, you're such a Potato Jon.

by Matato May 9, 2022

potato flop

When you’re about to suck something and it just flops and you can’t do it

Maria I totally potato flopped with Derik last night.

by GGladymomma May 10, 2018

Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

When you make a big mistake

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011

by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025

Potato Scraper

A person with braces that scrapes another person's penis with they're braces when they are sucking said penis

"Man that Potato Scraper really tore up my penis."

by Gunnar Nastee December 1, 2011

Potato

1. The holiest and fruitiest of veggietables. Good to crunch. Found in chip, fry, mash, scallop, and raw forms.
2. Used to describe anything and everything.

1. Hailey gazed longingly at the crispy crunchyness of the glorious potato fry.
2. "Look at my new puppy!"
"Awww! He's such a potato!"

by :○) June 12, 2022

Potato Stuffer

Potato stuffer, Usually an obese black woman who is stuffed with “sour cream”

After my date with Sasha I was quite a “potato stuffer”

by Sherman Nutbugger August 27, 2021

Potato

You will know a potato when you see one

My cat is a VERY fat potato

by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021