One who is hated by everyone once they have met him, but because of his humble demeanor and fights ass kickings all tend to find themselves loving him. He is also known for fucking all the dirtlegs and other women throughout the traphouses. Men envy him and women crave him...
You see that nigga trappedout Jesus? He just pulled both them bitches off to his room and dude didn't even care it was his girl and sister.
by trappedout jesus September 8, 2021
Get the trappedout jesusmug. A trans man.
by pangenderbitch November 27, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. Someone who everyone on this site should learn about. He would very much so like if you were to go to church. Thank You 🙏.
by Please Just Go To Church February 1, 2023
Get the Jesusmug. Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.
by Deckard253x May 20, 2020
Get the Surprise? Jesus!mug. The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY and some of them made the term "Jesus would be an army". If Jesus would still be alive, he would definitely be an army, because nobody can resist BTS.
by KIMCHIENTERTAINMENT June 19, 2020
Get the Jesus would be an armymug. A Carpenter who was Muscular. He Never sinned (lied, got bitter, etc.) He was murdered For my Transgression.
I missed the Mark 2 + 2 = 5.
I missed the Mark 2 + 2 = 5.
Jesus was a strong man who died and rose again From the dead.
I am a sinner (Broken Ten commandments) that he died and was bruised For.
I put all my junk on the 'Cross of Calvary..'
I am a sinner (Broken Ten commandments) that he died and was bruised For.
I put all my junk on the 'Cross of Calvary..'
by Netflix-Ripan March 27, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. When someone is naturally strong/lean and never goes to the gym or has an open refusal to going to the gym.
by Big Yang Wang December 2, 2022
Get the Jesus builtmug.