Slap My Bass

To slap or fuck a girl in her vagina.

Hey buddy for $20 you can slap my bass

by Creator of Slap My Bass July 02, 2010

bleeding cock slap

To slap another person in the face with your bleeding penis
or
to shout it at someone before hitting them in the face with something

kerrr powwww Bleeding Cock slap!!!!!

by Daso June 05, 2006

Vince Dick Slap

When someone both literally and metaphorically dick slaps the shit out of another person for being a total fucking idiot.

Guy 1: “Dude, they want me to pay for utilities on months I didn’t even live at the house”
Guy 2: “Fuck that shit, just tell your dad and he’ll Vince dick slap the hell out of them and put them in their place”
Guy 1: “hell yeah man you’re right”

by Babolat2015 August 16, 2018

Slap some bass

a slang way to tell some one you play the bass guitar

Bob: hey Sam dont you play an instrument ?
Sam: oh yeah i slap some bass
Bob: oh sweet we should make a band

by Tayeback August 20, 2009

slap-happy fuckwit

An incredibly oblivious individual of questionable intelligence

That slap-happy fuckwit should have been a blowjob

by vikings#1fan July 21, 2015

That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty

"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

by the muff slapper May 09, 2010

Karma Dick Slapped

Karma dick slapped is when you fuck with everyone so much, that the Karma God's gets tired of it and pulls out a big ole black cock and slaps you like a pimp slapping a hoe.

Johnny:
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"

Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"

by DeezzzzzzNuts January 08, 2015