what up cunt

greeting to friend. Questions the health / wellbeing of the person being asked

"What up cunt?". Question to greet friend, as in "how are you friend?"

by Matt McCrone May 6, 2008

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That's what she said

A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.

*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back

-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"

-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"

-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."

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by DJ Scuffy March 2, 2009

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What the actual fuck?

An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.

"What the actual fuck are you doing?"

"Have you seen Russell's beard yet?"
"Yeah... what the actual fuck?"

by wanking_at_gunpoint October 8, 2008

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whats good

Slang term that originated in urban areas

Whats something that you good at you can do to me - meaning a blow-job

by DizzyD February 27, 2005

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That's what she said

That's what she said is used when someone says something dirty without intending it to sound like that. You have to have a dirty mind to get them.

Kate: Ah, I'm all wet now and it's all your fault!!!
Hayley: Ew! That's what she said!
Kate: Gross! I meant your hose soaked me!
Hayley: That's what she said again! Haha, you're making things worse for yourself now!

Kate: FML.

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by IdSayYoudLoveToTapThisHoneyyyy March 11, 2011

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