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Campbellsville University

Small college in Taylor County, KY

Liberal Arts College feel with ultra-conservative values shoved down your throat. Where they tell you to respect and love others, but only if they agree with you.

Recruits students from all over the world to claim they’re diverse, but really it’s 95% people who grew up within 30 mins and half of them commute. The other half goes home every weekend.
“I graduated from Campbellsville University!”

Oh so you joined a cult that gave you a degree?
by Punk Rock All Star September 27, 2025
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Fairytale University

A university with a low acceptance rate and a “rigorous” academic narrative, yet still hands out A’s to 90% of the students for doing basically no work
Dude I didn’t even study and I still got a 95 on the final… Thats because you go to a fairytale university bro
by quinniem July 12, 2025
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University of Moratuwa

The worst type of hell. A place where time, sanity, and sleep schedules go to die. Here, lecturers—self-proclaimed gods—descend from Olympus not to bless you, but to mercifully annihilate your brain cells under the guise of “education.
“Bro, you look like you just came out of a warzone.”
“Nah, worse… I just had three back-to-back lectures at the University of Moratuwa.”
by lord vilpaththu August 18, 2025
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Marwadi University

A place where learning is not confined to the walls of a classroom. A university that ranks amongst the best in the country.
You study in Marwadi University? Lucky you.
by giblipuff November 23, 2021
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Crawford University

Crawford University can be defined as a school built, furnished and set up for the purpose of frustrating and depressing your life with rules that can make your life a living hell
Wow you look so crawfordy

Look at you all crawfordised

You attend Crawford University?...ohhhh
by Furious bird November 25, 2021
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Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.
Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.
by shroncke November 13, 2022
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