pew top

When you get a blowjob while in a church.

Nick: Where were you durring church this morning?
Nick 2: Oh, I was getting pew top from Samantha in the back.

by ItsFreeRealEstate April 1, 2019

Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert

Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*

by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019

Top mush of Doncaster

Jack

Jack is the top mush of Doncaster

by The top mush April 8, 2019

top

2 cool 4 u

That's top👌

by FranjotheBanjo April 16, 2019

Top n’ luxury

Trying to get head in a bran new car.

Yo I’m curbin swerving tryna top n’ luxury

by Districk September 15, 2019

Top O' The Marmot

A common sunny day greeting in the Olympic National Park backpacking community. Origins circa 2019.

Hiker One(New): Goodmorning to you sir! Jiminigumbar!
Hiker Two(Trail Vet): Top O' The Marmot to you! Enjoy this sunny day!

by Stormtrooper#7 September 21, 2019

top heavy

disproportionately heavy at the top so as to be in danger of toppling.

Aniyah is so damn top heavy she looks like a blue whale walking on legs.

by I'mBaby October 8, 2019