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Tom

A bit of a poofter. But an all round good guy.
That Tom yeah, he’s an absolute poofter
by Yomama1209 January 21, 2020
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Tom Arnold

A Kind Caring young lad, who rages at fifa every time he loses, he also plays lumber tycoon with his sad friends
This Tom Arnold dude, he scammed me on Lumber Tycoon
by Reuban Tool October 31, 2019
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an stinky human who is sexy af ;)
tom is so oh so sexy
by tj1010 February 18, 2022
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Tom Cock

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”

He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.

Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.

The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,

April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.

The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,

Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."

"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"
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Tom Van

A guy who is very sus. He will often talk about innapropriate things. For example:
Tom Van: “HEY DO YOU KNOW HOW THE SAUSAGE GOES IN THE BUN??!?”
me: …
by Iwritedefinitionsfornames August 22, 2022
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hottest man alive he has infinite friends no one messes with him or he bets u up and he the best at footy ever
tom kicks a goal

tom: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
by joely955 May 17, 2021
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Tom

A manager for Team Elevate. Much better than Boldi
by Manager Boldi November 19, 2020
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