Tom

Tom is my ex-bf, but he’d been a fantastic supporter ever. He’s handsome, caring, and sentimental. Ofc everyone’d love your bf or gf put you in their priority, right? But definitely not for me. Because of born to be so solid and rigid, I could not get used to it, so our relationship came to an end. However, it was the splendid relationship I've ever had with Tom. Tom- the boy who deserves any better than that. Sending to always-be my dearest, I'm sorry for everything that happened, and I also didn't regret giving you my love. So I hope to see you very soon when time flies, everything seems to be back to order. We will have a chit chat again like we used to maybe if you like it or not, but I'm sure I had a massive of things to tell you. Love you, take care, Tom! te amo mucho

sending my apologize to Tom

by imyourbooandyoullbeminetoomoa November 23, 2021

To pull a Tom Schmitz

Pulling a Tom Schmitz per definition is referring to a mental state, in which input is blocked from the brain.

That is, the person that is "Pulling a Tom Schmitz" does not react, nor reflect on the information that is being transmitted to him/her from the outside environment.

While some people claim it has to do with an abundance of grease within the persons ear canal, the non-reflective look in the individuals eyes hints on a higher level of soul selling that is being conducted in the very moment a "Tom Schmitz is pulled".

The mental state can last up to 18 minutes without interruption.

Careful: Waking a Tom Schmitz pulling person up can result in the confusion of this person, a sub-state that can take days to recover from. Tom Schmitz pulling persons need to revive from the 5th Dimension in a self-aware manner.

Common Slang in the Central European Area.

Person A: "Hey what do you want to have for lunch?"

*No reaction*

Person A: "Man, can you answer?...HEY!!"
*No reaction*
Person pulling a Tom Schmitz: "O_0"

--> To pull a Tom Schmitz

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018

Tom

One who is not only great in bed, they are great in the kitchen, in the car, in a park, a church parking lot, my parents' bed, the courthouse bathroom, everywhere. The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

I couldn't keep my mouth off of Toms dick, every orifice of my body aches for that sex god. Girl 1: *Cries*

Girl 2: What's wrong?!

Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me

Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...

Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

by ChloeTheAngel April 2, 2017

Tom Joe

South Indians by this name are irresistibly attractive and intelligent, rumor has it that they have large penises several inches above the average measurement, they are also highly intelligent in whatever field they pursue. Despite the sophisticated personality, they tend to hang around with average people to balance out the IQ scores

Wow I hear Tom Joe has a huge cock
Tom Joe is the most attractive guy in class

by nottomjoe November 23, 2021

Tom

Tom is tall
Tom is good looking
Tom is a good boyfriend

Tom is working on getting abs

Tom is cool

Tom treats girls good

Oh hey look it’s Tom

Corrrrrr what a fitty

by Stars rela February 20, 2018

tom

best name ever and is so much better than having frost as a last name.

hi my names tom
person two :*involuntary bites lip

by tomrulzyou October 11, 2022

Tom

The type of guy to take a selfie in an elevator

Tom what floor you going to

by BobbyL1te February 20, 2019