Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 17, 2023

Flame Brain

Pheobe Easton & Michael Jones

What are you doing even talking about flame brain (someone that didn’t know what the fuck is going on) :((((

by Pheobe98 February 13, 2021

P brain

Someone who has smoked a viscous amount of methanphetamine creating a slurry of a brain/ someone with severe down syndrome

Toby the retard says what a lovely day
Reply- shut up P brain

by Jamoneywoney June 3, 2021

bog brain

when the brain is of dubious size but incontrovertible moisture.

"I heard Ashley wrote down all of her common conversations on notecards to help save time" "whoa. what a bog brain play"

by minerharry January 22, 2025

Brain Hinman

Looks like a rat. Hair looks like a winter wonderland. Did I forget to say he looks like a rat.

“Look at that guy over there, he looks like a rat must be a Brain Hinman.”

by David likes Big Macs November 11, 2019

fetus brain

The most intelligent and attractive person ever. You’d definitely want to date them ;)

“Oh yeah, I wanna sleep with fetus brain”

by Erectiondetection;) October 29, 2019

Latex for brains

A. stupid person so they must have Latex in their brain

B. that one person in your group of friends who HAS to be the "accident" their parents messed up on, but you'd be sad if they weren't around

C. Person in your group of friends who comes up with crazy ideas like those crazy condoms that sound like fun, but are really bad in the end

Tiffany: hey, wouldn't it be fun if we went skinny dipping in the lake on Christmas Eve?

Rachel: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!? Latex for brains, that's one crazy-ass idea.....but I love you for it

by PazzySpazzy33 October 21, 2012