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An ethereal beauty ready to dominate the universe. It is defined by an excessive obsession over goth , dominant , intelligent communist women. The first case of IKPTD was discovered by AKS (for confidential reasons the name will be hidden).
-Hey how have you been ?
-Dude I cant stop thinking about her its taking over my life , i want her to ruin me.
-Thats the definitely a case of Iri Kwstak Power Top Disorder (IKPTD) , you should get it checked out by a doctor or something.
by nightvbluez April 29, 2024
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on top

to run up the hill huffing and puffing with a picnic box and wait
(on top)
"so was he here already or is he late like me?"
by Krkič May 14, 2019
mugGet the on topmug.

Top g

Valid, top gangster, top goat, top God. You're protected by a bigger brother basically, accepted into their home unharmed. (not untouched 🏃 ♀️)
by Jimbob Nach0s August 17, 2022
mugGet the Top gmug.

lazy top

The opposite of a power bottom. Where the penetrator is submissive and/or doesn't initiate sex and is just there to go with the flow while the "bottom" takes control. A lazy top is often laid-back and labeled as a tease for their "lack of effort".
Jeff: Your boyfriend's pretty aggressive with you. He's the top, right?
Adam: Nah, he just takes control and rides me like a cowboy while I lay back and enjoy. I love it.
Jeff: Oh, a lazy top then. You're such a tease.
by wadelsinsane April 3, 2024
mugGet the lazy topmug.

choc-top

when you do anal and you pull you dick out and half of it is covered in poo
fuck mate the choc-top she gave me was shit
by p3rs0nality November 12, 2019
mugGet the choc-topmug.

Top mush of Doncaster

by The top mush April 8, 2019
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Sloth Top

A top who is too lazy to actually do anything, or one that just lays and lets the bottom do all the work.
"...and he didn't want to do anything, he just lay there the entire time." "Oh! He's a sloth top."
by Profiti August 5, 2022
mugGet the Sloth Topmug.

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