Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

hair masons

Hair dressers who specialise in achieving wind-tunnel proof standards

Magda's 'do was a masterpiece of the hair masons of Budapest's art. The shape of a belgian chocolate, it could withstand the blast of a jet engine with no movement.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

Facial Hair

The result of a imprecise male ejaculation onto ones face. If ejaculate lands on, or drips onto the receiving parties hair, they now have facial hair.

I really hope I don't end up with facial hair after this is all over.

by SomethingALittleMoreSpecial November 30, 2022

hair puller

a person (usually female) who uses hair pulling as their primary method of attack in a fight compared to dealing actual blows.

"(Girl) is such a hair puller! When I fought her she pulled out three of my braids didn't even punch me"

by potatoking101 June 16, 2025

Curly Hair Fag

Usually very short, stalky, and has Curly hair women find them attractive but behind closed doors… Has Fag activities, and names usually begin with Z, A, E, and D.

yooo this curly hair fag zach admitted to our buddy aussie that he has fag activities behind closed doors.😬🤔

by RainDrop💦 October 10, 2022

Pineapple Hairs

Hairs on a Pineapple , or a man with a large Mohawk that resembles a pineapple.

" Dude, look at those Pineapple Hairs. "

by Montgomet June 16, 2020

lawnmower hair

a category of hairstyle popular amongst various contemporary urban countercultures (eg. steam punks, crusties), characterized by erratically shaved areas and inconsistent lengths. often paired with mullet and/or fauxhawk. probably DIYed. looks like it was cut like a lawnmower.

the community bike shop was full of unwashed millennials with lawnmower hair

by annyywayyss November 7, 2017