I bet all the ducks in my pond

A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks

"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."

by pigeon cc February 26, 2018

Fuck a duck

When you feel disscomfort, or anger you can use this saying. If fuck isn't good enough for you, or you just want to extend the sentence.

Oh fuck a duck, i think i just broke my toe.

by IsabellaTheBestDuh November 4, 2020

good day to be a duck

Its raining outside “good day to be a duck”

P1- “what’s the weather like outside”

P2 - “good day to be a duck it’s as wet as fuck”

by Ansega64 November 22, 2021

Duck

A warm blooded vertebrate. Mammal. Males have a pretty black color with a green swirl under their tail feathers and white underneath. Females have a tan color with minute (tiny) black spots all over their feathers. They most likely will have orange bills,and their teeth feel and look like sandpaper. Their feet may be a dissolved colored orange, or solid orange.

1.) Look at that duck !
2.) A duck is my favorite animal .
3.) There is a duck sitting over there by the water.

by I do edits on youtube TwT September 1, 2020

Hatch a Duck

Hatch a Duck: Verb, synonym of "take a dump", "make number two", "drop a load", "take a shit".

It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.

"Hey everyone, I'll be right back- I have to go hatch a duck"

"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"

"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"

by Dangerousplay October 27, 2009

Duck Pucker

Derogatory descriptive noun to describe disgust with something which blatantly disrespects either consent, agency, or free-will; or describing disgust at a situation which leaves you with limited, coerced, or a single choice under duress. When inebriated with slurred speech it can come out or be misunderstood to be saying "Fuck fucker."

I only have so much control over the duck pucker my sugar daddy holds over me.

by Carotid November 1, 2020

fuck and duck

New twisted term for rape.

"Uh yeah dude, I fuck and duck her," says the ASU frat boy.

by hihihihiheee March 27, 2023