norwegian american

A norwegian american is a blond and blue eyed american from states in the US which are mostly fishing and farming communities who had norwegian ancestors stupid enough to move to america
"look at that blond guy fishing over there! He is definetly a norwegian american."
by The Bendu October 06, 2017
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pocket american

The use of other Countries to use American taxpayer pockets to fund their needs.
If someone stole my bike I'd sure like to have a Pocket American Handy.

A way of funding NATO.
by N8s76 April 22, 2016
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Average American

A phrase used, especially online, by those who live outside of the United States of America, to mock Americans anytime they say or post anything that is flat-out stupid or incorrect that is used in many occasions, whether the conversation be about sports or geography.
Look at Jimmy right there. He really tried to say that China borders the United States.

I know, right. He is very much the Average American.
by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 19, 2022
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Person 1: Do you know the school 'American International School of Bamako'?
Person 2: Yes! its a school, yolo
by urmomishotaf3746 May 09, 2022
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American Car Wash

When you are giving two dudes a hand job on either side of you and they both cum, “washing” you.
Last night I gave Tom and Andrew an American Car Wash
by Janey March 21, 2024
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American-itis

American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.
"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."

"He can barely say any words without the accent."
by vaqlued June 08, 2023
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Americanitis

A US citizen who is most likely over 300 pounds and eats lots of McDonald’s
American: want to hang out sometime?
Canadian: no, you have Americanitis, go lose some weight
American: ok :(
by Not si April 12, 2022
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