Jake

A nigga that reads urban dictionary’s to prove he has a big dick😭

Jake just stop

by anonymous February 16, 2022

Jake

A very angry boy with a short fuse, swears all the time even at seemingly insignificant things. Typically has larger than average ears, and can be quite pessimistic.

Your being a Jake, calm down!

by Your disabled cousin June 26, 2019

Jake Stuff

I wanted to leave work early so I did

I had some Jake Stuff come up so I had to dip.

by JakeStuff June 6, 2023

Jake

A guy that's a kleptomaniac, but is the bestest fucking guy when he can be. He will insult you sometimes but will be really kind and sweet with you when you need it. He is always there for you and will fight anyone that offends you. Everyone needs a Jake in their life to have a wild time, and to just chill with too. He's so lovable but crazy, he will kiss your hand when you are sad and slap ya bum when you're happy.

I just got kissed and slapped at the same time?!
Yeah that's a Jake

by suckmystickywilly November 21, 2021

Jake

A person that would risk their life and grades to make you laugh. Also the name in subway surfers. He is funny, and does not have hoes. He does have a lot of friends, though.

Person 1: Theres this one kid in Gellers class that makes everyone laugh
Person 2: Is his name Jake?

by Zuleydi June 1, 2022

Jake the Steak

Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.

"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"

by shdgdjsjwu>:( November 22, 2021

A dude Jake

A dude mJake is sooo amazing he will put anyone before him and if anyone tries to mess wit his girl they finna die,He has many sides the depressed side the emo side the fake gang member side the nerd side and the sweet adorable side to where whenever you see him your heart will just melt,he will never try to hurt a soul,wouldn’t even kill a fly,He can be a bit of a stud but he’s damn sexy when he is,when he’s being a stud expect for him to say something like: hey babygirl come to daddy!

Girl:OMG A DUDE JAKE JUST KILLED SOMEONE FOR CALLING HIS GIRL HOT!

Also girl:I WANT A MANS LIKE THAT!

by Kristen Fisher August 8, 2019