Straight Cat Piss

Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking

Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc

Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”

Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020

Straight pop a duece

To take a dump under 2 seconds without being on a toilet.

I forgot to pack toilet paper so i had to straight pop a duece in the middle of my hiking trip.

by JakeBobBill March 14, 2011

Straight Cabbage

Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.

Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?

Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!

by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020

straight

darrius dacquel

darrius dacquel is straight

by sadasdqwef April 13, 2019

beat a straight day

Beat a straight day is a day where you can beat any person, male/female who is attracted to the opposite sex. This occurs every year on the 27th of February.

I cannot wait for beat a straight day

by mikeoxlongrvanurs June 25, 2022

Straight

The sexuality straight is when any gender likes only men. You don’t have to be a woman to be straight, you can be genderfluid, Demi girl and boy, non-binary, agender, and more! Men loving men isn’t straight since it’s the same gender so that is the sexuality called gay.

Mary(non-binary and likes men)- I’m straight actually so please don’t call me gay!

Emily(bisexual and female) “you’re gay!! Your non-binary liking men, that’s still gay!”

Mary—“I’m not gay, liking only men equals to you being straight.”

Emily—“thanks for telling me! I didn’t know that, sorry if I offended you!”

by the educated scarlet December 21, 2021

straight pussy

when a person says hes hard and a real nigga but softer than a pillow. 2when you're scared to get your ass beat

jay jones is straight pussy . he slangs he's hard but he wont come see me

by real toughguy January 25, 2015