slap my top

the art of being spammed (slapped on the forehead). also hammering home ones truncheon (wanking).

dude that cunt just slapped my top.
there is no minge in this cunting pub so im going home to slap my top.

by timmy spoonguard December 18, 2003

Warm Butter Slap

Slapping your girl back and forth across her face with your post-coitus, wet, semi-flaccid penis.

After Rachel got my nut, I treated her to a few warm butter slaps before wiping up and leaving.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Karma Dick Slapped

Karma dick slapped is when you fuck with everyone so much, that the Karma God's gets tired of it and pulls out a big ole black cock and slaps you like a pimp slapping a hoe.

Johnny:
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"

Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"

by DeezzzzzzNuts January 7, 2015

Frisco pimp slap

When a person is slapped with a handful of jiz.

I finished the deed with a Frisco pimp slap.

by beavercleaver May 8, 2014

spach ass slap

slapping some chicks ass with the form of the spach hand.
star trek porn

see some chicks nice ass
and show your friend the spach symbol
spach ass slap

by niganiganiganiga November 16, 2010

slapping your watch

It’s same as beat your meat. It’s a less specific way of talking about the term so you don’t get in trouble

“Have you been slapping your watch in the bathroom?”

by ohnomycarrots February 9, 2019

slap-happy fuckwit

An incredibly oblivious individual of questionable intelligence

That slap-happy fuckwit should have been a blowjob

by vikings#1fan August 15, 2015